there once was a boy who lived in the city and even without joy he always was zippy. that boy was very poor and he smelled pretty bad, for the clothes that he wore were all that he had. after ninety-nine days, he saved ninety-nine quarters in many different ways for the baker's daughters. then, he set out to buy the biggest loaf of bread and if you'd ask me why i'd tell you what he said: "i was hungry before and i'll be hungry again, but not today, kind sir, for i'll eat some grain!" but as he stepped out, from the baker's door, all we heard was a shout coming from the store. "robbers, please go, i've nothing for you nor a wallet to show hidden from view!" nobody took care, so the boy was alone to handle the affair on a heart of stone. then, one robber said: "i see that you've got that big loaf of bread. is it true or is it not?" "'tis true, vile crook! for all you may take is but a quick look — mind your own sake!" the threat didn't stand and away they went with their prize in hand and the boy discontent. not half an hour later, there came the police and found a trashed paper — but it was only a piece! |
on the paper 't was written an unknown address and the order was given: "let's clear out this mess!" all hurried to the scene and then opened the door to find everything clean, but a bottle on the floor. suddenly, a drunk appeared holding the loaf of bread and everyone cheered that he had not yet fed. he was asked how he came in such possession, but he was drunk — even now and so ended that question. and the boy got back his precious stolen good, but it was all black — it didn't resemble food. let me fill you in the details: the bread fell to the floor where it got covered in nails and hair and dirt and more. then, the robbers ran as they heard the commotion and devised the plan to meet back at the ocean. "my bottle must've shrunk, but what's this that i spot? it might just be junk or it might be not." said the town drunk as he picked up the bread and stored it in his trunk — something he didn't had! 't was when the baker and all his daughters agreed to offer their little neighbor some more bread and mead. my friends, do rejoice for all ended quite well and if i had the choice — oh, the stories i'd tell! let me ease your fears about those evil men, in prison they'll spend years — let's say... at least, ten! |
Friday, October 26, 2012
the runaway loaf of bread
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